Yeah!! Examination is soon to be over with the final report to go. Once the report is submitted it is time to have fun
I am going to Thailand for a short getaway. Although to others it is nothing to shout about but to me, it is a something to ROAR out loud!!!! It is because this is my first time overseas ALONE! Yes i going to be independent, life will now revolves around me, myself and I.
I have never been out of Singapore except to grandma house in Ipoh which was like two years back when I first got my passport. The thought of backpacking and exploring in a strange place really excites me. Yes, Thailand here I come………
P.S: Planning sucks… Impromptu and decisive decisions is the key to make things happenThis is the original forwarded email.... that goes blahahahahahaha
Breakfast at McDonald's . Please read until the end.
This is a good story and it's true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!):
I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree.
The last class I had to take was Sociology.
The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with.
Her last project of the term was called "Smile."
The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions.
I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway, so, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally.
Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning.
It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son.
We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away, and then even my husband did.
I did not move an inch... an overwhelming feeling of panic welled up inside of me as I turned to see why they had moved.
As I turned around I smelled a horrible "dirty body" smell, and there standing behind me were two poor homeless men.
As I looked down at the short gentleman, close to me, he was "smiling".
His beautiful sky blue eyes were full of God's Light as he searched for acceptance.
He said, "Good day" as he counted the few coins he had been clutching.
The second man fumbled with his hands as he stood behind his friend. I realized the second man was mentally challenged and the blue-eyed gentleman was his salvation.
I held my tears as I stood there with them.
The young lady at the counter asked him what they wanted.
He said, "Coffee is all Miss" because that was all they could afford. (If they wanted to sit in the restaurant and warm up, they had to buy something. He just wanted to be warm).
Then I really felt it - the compulsion was so great I almost reached out and embraced the little man with the blue eyes.
That is when I noticed all eyes in the restaurant were set on me, judging my every action.
I smiled and asked the young lady behind the counter to give me two more breakfast meals on a separate tray.
I then walked around the corner to the table that the men had chosen as a resting spot. I put the tray on the table and laid my hand on the blue-eyed gentleman's cold hand.
He looked up at me, with tears in his eyes, and said, "Thank you."
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Keep this going ............................
When i bored at work, this email will be sent to the people who forwarded it to me
Breakfast at McDonald's . Please read until the end. ..........tralalalala...........
I am a Troy and have recently doing my poly degree.
The last class I had to take was strategic management.
The teacher was absolutely boring with the qualities that I wish I didn’t attend the class because he don't even use the lecture notes.
Her last project of the term was called " Do a Company."
The class was asked to go out to go to Ritz Carlton and do a field report
I am a very friendly person and always crap at everyone and say make fun of Ngor Ngor Jie Jie? , So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally.
Soon after we were assigned the project, we order each a big teapot of water
It was just our way of showing how stupid we are when we can share a teapot instead.
We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away, and then even the ladies did.
I did not move an inch... an overwhelming feeling of panic welled up inside of me as I turned to see why they had moved.
As I turned around I smelled a horrible " farting " smell, and there standing behind me were Diana n Jaime.
As I looked down at them, one of them is smiling
one of the ladies' eyes lashes were covered with thick massacre
S He said, " smell nice? " as s he farted again
The second man fumbled with his hands as he stood behind his friend. I realized the second man was mentally challenged and the blue-eyed gentleman was his salvation.
Every one held their tears as I stood there with them.
The young lady at the counter shouted.
S He said, " Berry smelly led Miss" because that was all they can smell
Then I really felt it - the smell was so great I almost reached out for my handkerchief
That is when I noticed all eyes in the restaurant were set on me, judging my every action.
I smiled and asked the young lady behind the counter to make a guess that who farted
I then walked around the corner to the table thinking that actually I can't smell anything because I have blocked nose
Both gals looked up at me, with tears in his eyes, and said, " Really smelly meh?"
I leaned over, began to pat their hand and said, "I It ok! I have block nose, I can't smell."
People around us started to cry as if the gas was poisonous.
They held hands for a moment and at that time; they knew that it might be terrorist attack
They are not churchgoers, but we are believers.
That day showed they me that fart could be so smelly.
I returned to college, on the last evening of class, with this story in hand.
I turned on "my computer " and the wrote this email.
So anyone guess who the one who actually farted?
Keep this going ............................
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only the smell will linger in your nose forever
On the 27 July 06, I received an unexpected call from a familiar number. Yes, it is ‘Ah Ma aka Auntie Si Mei. It was very nice of her to remember my birthday was coming. She suggest that we have dinner at her place on the 6 August that is yesterday.
She recommand the idea of an early celebration for my birthday and mentioned that it is all right not to have a cake because she already plenty for her own birthday. Moreover she had some in her fridge, which she could not finish it.
Then the 6 August came, I receive another call from her. This time the conversation comes like this….
Si Mei: “So later you people will be coming to my place right? Did you buy a cake?
Me: “ I thought you said no need because u kind of sick of cakes on Thursday remember? Besides my birthday is on the 8 August 2006 not 6 August 2006”
Si Mei: “How can I said I want a cake?”
Me: “So should I buy a cake?”
Si Mei : “No need lah, but a mango cake will be nice and I love mango cakes!”
Me: -_-!!
After the conversation, I guess I got the hidden agenda. So I proceed to the cake shop and buy a mango cake. Another conversation began
Bakery Auntie: “Any cakes in mind?”
Me: “Mango Cake (brain says chocolate cake)
Bakery Auntie: “Any candles and how old?”
Me: “Erm…(brain says is this my birthday cake or Si Mei’s? If it Si Mei’s how many candles?) Pause another few secs…ok make it 26 years old then. (Brain says damn you getting old)
Then I related the whole incident to Da Ge and Xiao Di when we met up at Jurong Point. We had a great laugh and it was first time that they heard that the birthday chap got to buy his own birthday cake and Si Mei cake was finish long ago! Nothing is left in the fridge. Furthermore the cake was not what he actually wanted in the first place. Never mind I got FREE Swenson ice cream from Da Ge. Yippee, free stuffs simply taste much better.
Last but not least, thank you guys for remembering me and appreciate the thoughts and company you gave me last night. Especially Auntie for preparing a feast for us even though you are kinda “motivated” person full of motives … hahaha I guess it in the genes Because Joe has the similar gene too…. “Motivation”
P.S Auntie really loves mango cakes, she got the biggest share with lots of strawberries. Leaving Xiao Di, Da Ge, Chee Huei, Boon and me sharing 2 1/2 strawberries. Things that disturb me
1) Mum / Daddy keep bugging me when I am focusing on my stuffs
2) Mum / Daddy starts to chat every time while I am watching TV
3) Movies / Drama do not pay attend to details. Example Da Chang Jin – the Korean drama. It was flawless from the beginning until when I notice one particular scene where Chang Jin uncle took 2 yrs from Hanyang to Jeju.
4) Girls that I don’t fancy tries to hook me up
5) Girls that I fancy don’t give me a hoot
6) Chinese New Years songs
7) Stupid people playing with their hand phone melodies loudly in the public
8) People with 3 hand phones?
9) Sun shine on my face while I trying to get some sleep in the afternoon.
10) People who are not punctual and make me wait
11) Inconsiderate people who have the tendency to spray all over the toilet bowl.
12) Stupid people who takes movies too seriously for instance Da Vinci Code So what disturbs you?
Everyday when I flipped through the papers and notice every one is talking about elections. Even in emails you see erections, pills and medicine that make you erect…Oops got carried away.
Back to elections, this year should be my first time voting since I became a citizen of Singapore but damn it Jurong was walkover by the BAB. No oppositions parties to contest. Maybe Jurong or the West sides have no value, it not a money generating town unlike the North and the East.
Anyway I always think that election in Singapore is a joke. BAB is sort of a dictated by the Lao Lee and Lao Goh. If you go against them, you will die. You will be a bankrupt and if you careless forget to submit your application form, you will be condemned. Even though you have the caliber of a politician, you be branded as a blur fuck…etc.
Every year BAB will definitely use these stuffs to sue opposition candidates, making them look like fools after the elections. A fantastic example is the SBP, because he was made like a fool millions of time by BAB, now he really became a moron. He was once again sued for making accusations on Lao Lee and company without proofs. Sometimes the SBP and VVP parties are so damn stupid to let the BAB to catch hold of the stupidity. Anyway, I suppose the elections is about how the parties should rule the country for the next five years but everyday when I switch on the news it all BAB accusing the stupidity of the VVP. So are the oppositions. I think in order to win the hearts of the voters, they should come out with plans on how to improve Singapore over the next 5 years, don’t ask me how because I not Lao Lee but Xiao Lee instead of bickering over minor issues.
Best of all, Lao Goh said you voted them they upgrade your flat. Give you priorities, promise you heaven. Like that sure win, all our money are with the Carmen, opposition no money and backing of Carmen. Use what to bribe the hearts of the supporters? Sometime voters hearts are with the oppositions but the hands cannot control but the put a X on the votes. A cross may represent they vote the BAB but it actually meant a croos over the BAB.
Enough of these politics, to those people who always think that I am crappy. I really beg to differ. Have you ever watched the new pizza hut commercial where this pizza boy dates Michelle Chia? I worked as a pizza boy before and I never encounter such luck. Maybe I not that yaodao like that pizza boy but never mind. If you pay close attention to that pizza boy, he footed the bill with his HSBC credit card. Imagine pizza boy can own credit card, at a rate of $4.80 cents per hour and $0.50 cents per trip. Can he apply that?
Maybe he declared he voted BAB in front of the opposition parties’ rallies. Lao Lee sub a card for him. Media people are the most crappy people, I just a minor. They often never pay attention to details.
P.S Do notice the FedEx commercial where this bugger walk across the lake too. It also very crappy and makes no sense. Spot it and tell me about it, maybe we have great’s minds that think alike. First time using livejournal because multiply is down. Day was great because exam is over, having a break now before my starting on my modules next month. I was suppose to go to the beach with Elena but damn it she played me out. Never mind nothing can stop me from getting a tanned body. So i headed down to Jurong East swimming pool alone. Yes alone, damn it where are all my friends? Joe in the states, Boon in Thailand, Animal is not interested because he outfield, Jianhui broke his leg... Suddenly i feel that i became a loner.
Anyway tanning and swimming do not requires a party of friends. Grab the newspaper and enjoy the sun while reading the news, it so relax. Listening to radio, updating myself with the latest election updates and enjoying the hot sun...that what i always wanted.
However the day was kinda spoilted by a handful of inconsiderate Singaporeans. Can anyone imagine shitting in the bathing cubicle? Who would do this? Is not that there no toilet in the changing room, then why would anyone do that? Sometimes i just wonder where is all the education these people received went to.
Anyway i had to go through the stench while washing up. Damn that asshole.
Something that i notice lately. The trend of being gay is here. Nothing against gays or homos...etc I surf through this blog by two gays. The infamous Colin and Kero, they are so famous now. I think because of Li Ang's movie Brokeback Mountain brought out the the courage of the gays that were once hiddened deep inside them. Hmmn since there no one out there for me... soon i be turning gay. Boon i guess will be my first gay partner. So a gay must have a gay name, I should be Troyco, because most gays, lesbians and butch have freaky names and they all have something in common. Their name ends with a co. So Boon will be BoonCo, and his full name will be freaking long with Os. Ooi Boon Hooi (BoonCo) 9 Os in a name hahahaa ok got to Da Chang Jin now
Stupid Woman
This post is going to be offensive and delicate to only stupid woman out there. As I don’t deny that the fact those women are noblest creative on this planet and neither am I a sexist. I do agree that without woman, all the men in this planet will be very lonely especially at night. J
Back to my claims for those stupid women. After watching the first episode of “Survivor”, I decided to give it a review. The tribe of the oldest women consists of Tina, the natural born leader and this group of stupid woman. Names not worth mentioning, as they are really stupid and dumb.
After they have lost their immunity challenge, one of them will be voted off. Instead of voting the useless huge black fat lump of oily piece of mud pie (Cirie), they voted off Tina. The reason because she a strong competitor and jealous of her capabilities. If they do not gang up to vote her off. She will become an obstacle in their winning the competition.
This is so ridiculous, as these morons do not have foresight. They thought they are only completing among themselves. They have forgotten the existence of other tribes - the younger men, older men, and the babelicious younger women. They should vote off the most useless Cirie who carries a phobia for LEAVES.
If you are ever out in the wild, leaves form and important part of shelter and yet this shit claims she afraid of sleeping on leaves, as there are creepy crawlers beneath it. What a joke! I can still remember during my CST training that we were assigned to Tekong for 5 nights. Imagine nights without a cover over your head, you would experience rain pouring over your face while you are trying to fall asleep.
Back to these groups of stupid women, they MUST not vote Tina at this stage, as she is the provider for their food and a person who can lead them. Anyway, it seems that women attained a certain age, they tend to get jealous easily and the brains started to fail them .
Anyway I can’t wait to watch the following episodes, hopefully the tribe of older women suffered. May they starve till they need to cook that fat piece of oily meat for supper!
PS Those younger men are also dumb, with all the muscles on the body. They can’t build a proper shelter. What a shame!  | 2006 | Feb 4, '06 12:45 PM
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Yeah it the new year again and I writing this entry on the first day of the Chinese New Year! Nothing had changed except for my hairdo and status as well. When small kids come to my house, I used to be address as Kor Kor but now it became uncle. Damn I just 26, I too young to be an uncle. Boy times really fly. As for my hair it changes medium to short then to long finally to the famous curly hairdo. Phua Chu Kang style!
Last year I started my degree course, hopefully I able to finish it smoothly this October. Taking up this degree course was my last year goal. Able to achieve this target was my last year resolution. This year I hope to be able to get that piece of paper. I had gone through last module scoring only P1. I am always wondering how come there are people can score Distinction so easy whereas I Can’t even gets a credit. Am I not working hard? I doubt so. Never mind I should try and look forward towards my first Credit then a Distinction.
Just when I thought 2005 would just go as normal, an accident happens to me. Unfortunately, I crashed my friend’s bike. Never did I expect this would happen to me, I just paid my schools fee, hoping that the upcoming bonus would help me get over the next semester fees. Little would I expect the unexpected this would come to me? The bike is in bad shape ironically that I am in good shape. Headlight, handle bar, disc brake etc are all goners. Anyone wants to offer to donate this poor chap? Luckily I have no major injuries except minor scratches and bruises on my kneecap otherwise it going to add up to my expenses.
Anyway this New Year, I wished for World Peace! Crap. I not so noble, I just hope to complete my degree and find a better job that pay me well. Subaru Challenge
It had been almost a week and the memories of the challenge still remain vividly in my mind. The challenge starts on the 5 November 2005. We need to be there by 7am. That very shitty as I have to wake up damn – 5.45am.
I was thinking to myself, it could be some sort of army style where they set a time and you need not follow. However being ‘an obedient soldier’ I reach there on time.
The queue was freaking long. The drawing of the balls started at 9.30am which means I wasted 21/2 hours. I could have reached there at 8.30. Damn!!!
We were lucky we got the orange ping pong ball and got into the competition. Baboon aka Crazy Frog did not have such luck. They were the last 2 in the queue and before it were their turn to draw for the balls; all the lucky balls were out. Haha better luck next year!
After our confirmation, Short Brother and I headed for quick lunch – cookies and water. This will stop us from going to the toilet and enhance our chance of constipation. It got to trace back to the army days where biscuits for meals make you not to poo for 6 days (my record).
If you people think that the challenge is a piece of cake, you are very wrong. It not only tests on your mental strength as well as your physical. They design the prints in such a way that after placing your palm on it, you will feel the strain. My position was on the boot where my wrist cannot not touch or rest on the spoiler. I have to remain in an awkward position. Short brother on the other hand is on the bonnet. Tall people are at disadvantage if they pick this position. It strains on their back. Even though they can occasionally squat, eventually the pain will attack the knee caps. It not that bad after all, compared to those touching the back lights etc...
I was unlucky to stand beside a big guy who smells and a quiet old Mud (Mulays). Sandwich in between them is boring and tiring. I can’t breathe well. My luck change when both of them left 12 hrs later. I have plenty of space. I can practice the yoga stance (the true yoga poster). After 18 hrs I could bring my legs to my chest with one hand. Imagine after 24 hrs, I can even put my legs on my head!
I was touched, when my colleague turns up and gave me support. I saw familiar faces, it really perks me up. Thank you very much. Short Bro gf even send a message. That was like a power booster to the mind. I was disappointed that my brothers were not there. Some of them are excusable, some are not!!
You know who you are- you filthy animal. If my mum turns up I think I probably be the winner of the challenge which is impossible to happen.
Supporters play a part. It boosts up one’s morale. You feel the burden and you will not give up easily because you would want to let them down. Short Bro gf was with him since the competition commences. I guess next year if I going to take part, I going to pay my supporters. Every 12 hours you spent with me you get 100 bucks. Good money huh!
We lasted 26 hrs; we have gone through the rain in the morning- it was freezing and under the scorching sun. I got sunburn from that. We could still go on. However both of us miscalculated seeing those guys under the sun is going very strong and we give up. We are the 48 team to leave.
Maybe next year, we shall try again and some guys to help to capture some nice memorable shots of my shag face! More strategies and experience do play a part. Maybe we could be the next year winner!!
P.S The winner for this year competition has the same spot like ours. We are weak L Subaru Challenge
It had been almost a week and the memories of the challenge still remain vividly in my mind. The challenge starts on the 5 November 2005. We need to be there by 7am. That very shitty as I have to wake up damn – 5.45am.
I was thinking to myself, it could be some sort of army style where they set a time and you need not follow. However being ‘an obedient soldier’ I reach there on time.
The queue was freaking long. The drawing of the balls started at 9.30am which means I wasted 21/2 hours. I could have reached there at 8.30. Damn!!!
We were lucky we got the orange ping pong ball and got into the competition. Baboon aka Crazy Frog did not have such luck. They were the last 2 in the queue and before it were their turn to draw for the balls; all the lucky balls were out. Haha better luck next year!
After our confirmation, Short Brother and I headed for quick lunch – cookies and water. This will stop us from going to the toilet and enhance our chance of constipation. It got to trace back to the army days where biscuits for meals make you not to poo for 6 days (my record).
If you people think that the challenge is a piece of cake, you are very wrong. It not only tests on your mental strength as well as your physical. They design the prints in such a way that after placing your palm on it, you will feel the strain. My position was on the boot where my wrist cannot not touch or rest on the spoiler. I have to remain in an awkward position. Short brother on the other hand is on the bonnet. Tall people are at disadvantage if they pick this position. It strains on their back. Even though they can occasionally squat, eventually the pain will attack the knee caps. It not that bad after all, compared to those touching the back lights etc...
I was unlucky to stand beside a big guy who smells and a quiet old Mud (Mulays). Sandwich in between them is boring and tiring. I can’t breathe well. My luck change when both of them left 12 hrs later. I have plenty of space. I can practice the yoga stance (the true yoga poster). After 18 hrs I could bring my legs to my chest with one hand. Imagine after 24 hrs, I can even put my legs on my head!
I was touched, when my colleague turns up and gave me support. I saw familiar faces, it really perks me up. Thank you very much. Short Bro gf even send a message. That was like a power booster to the mind. I was disappointed that my brothers were not there. Some of them are excusable, some are not!!
You know who you are- you filthy animal. If my mum turns up I think I probably be the winner of the challenge which is impossible to happen.
Supporters play a part. It boosts up one’s morale. You feel the burden and you will not give up easily because you would want to let them down. Short Bro gf was with him since the competition commences. I guess next year if I going to take part, I going to pay my supporters. Every 12 hours you spent with me you get 100 bucks. Good money huh!
We lasted 26 hrs; we have gone through the rain in the morning- it was freezing and under the scorching sun. I got sunburn from that. We could still go on. However both of us miscalculated seeing those guys under the sun is going very strong and we give up. We are the 48 team to leave.
Maybe next year, we shall try again and some guys to help to capture some nice memorable shots of my shag face! More strategies and experience do play a part. Maybe we could be the next year winner!!
P.S The winner for this year competition has the same spot like ours. We are weak L Subaru Challenge
It had been almost a week and the memories of the challenge still remain vividly in my mind. The challenge starts on the 5 November 2005. We need to be there by 7am. That very shitty as I have to wake up damn – 5.45am.
I was thinking to myself, it could be some sort of army style where they set a time and you need not follow. However being ‘an obedient soldier’ I reach there on time.
The queue was freaking long. The drawing of the balls started at 9.30am which means I wasted 21/2 hours. I could have reached there at 8.30. Damn!!!
We were lucky we got the orange ping pong ball and got into the competition. Baboon aka Crazy Frog did not have such luck. They were the last 2 in the queue and before it were their turn to draw for the balls; all the lucky balls were out. Haha better luck next year!
After our confirmation, Short Brother and I headed for quick lunch – cookies and water. This will stop us from going to the toilet and enhance our chance of constipation. It got to trace back to the army days where biscuits for meals make you not to poo for 6 days (my record).
If you people think that the challenge is a piece of cake, you are very wrong. It not only tests on your mental strength as well as your physical. They design the prints in such a way that after placing your palm on it, you will feel the strain. My position was on the boot where my wrist cannot not touch or rest on the spoiler. I have to remain in an awkward position. Short brother on the other hand is on the bonnet. Tall people are at disadvantage if they pick this position. It strains on their back. Even though they can occasionally squat, eventually the pain will attack the knee caps. It not that bad after all, compared to those touching the back lights etc...
I was unlucky to stand beside a big guy who smells and a quiet old Mud (Mulays). Sandwich in between them is boring and tiring. I can’t breathe well. My luck change when both of them left 12 hrs later. I have plenty of space. I can practice the yoga stance (the true yoga poster). After 18 hrs I could bring my legs to my chest with one hand. Imagine after 24 hrs, I can even put my legs on my head!
I was touched, when my colleague turns up and gave me support. I saw familiar faces, it really perks me up. Thank you very much. Short Bro gf even send a message. That was like a power booster to the mind. I was disappointed that my brothers were not there. Some of them are excusable, some are not!!
You know who you are- you filthy animal. If my mum turns up I think I probably be the winner of the challenge which is impossible to happen.
Supporters play a part. It boosts up one’s morale. You feel the burden and you will not give up easily because you would want to let them down. Short Bro gf was with him since the competition commences. I guess next year if I going to take part, I going to pay my supporters. Every 12 hours you spent with me you get 100 bucks. Good money huh!
We lasted 26 hrs; we have gone through the rain in the morning- it was freezing and under the scorching sun. I got sunburn from that. We could still go on. However both of us miscalculated seeing those guys under the sun is going very strong and we give up. We are the 48 team to leave.
Maybe next year, we shall try again and some guys to help to capture some nice memorable shots of my shag face! More strategies and experience do play a part. Maybe we could be the next year winner!!
P.S The winner for this year competition has the same spot like ours. We are weak L
I yearned for a simple life. A day when I can start to run and roam around Singapore without the thoughts of going back home to rest so that I have the energy to work the next day. I want to enjoy the slow pace and observed the things revolving around me. I prayed that I could throw all those worries behind, just to lie on the beach and enjoy a day of sunshine. If possible backpacking and sightseeing, but that is too expensive and not simple after. Maybe I can even stay in my room all day long listening to Sarah Brightman or Kenny G isolating from this cruel and noisy world. I need a break preferably a long vacation.
During my Poly days, I had long holidays after those examinations. I would join my friends for wakeboarding, beach activities and rounding with my ‘Lao K’. But now, I got no time for all that, I don’t own a bike anymore. Sad to say, I have not taken any holiday. I have been working non-stop, slaving myself for straight 22 months.
Furthermore, I have been having sleepless night, I been tossing and turning around; I simply just can’t get to sleep. Too many things on my mind, I will think of my work. How to deal those mean, ruthless and stingy Dutchies. Someone ask me if I ever thought of my future. This is one of the hardest questions; I have yet to any answers. Who don’t think of their future? When I can’t see my future, how can I plan things beyond that?
My exams are drawing near; I wanted to excel this time. However, I can’t seem to concentrate. I tried to discipline myself, drag myself to the library and tied myself to that cold hard chair. It looks promising now however, it is difficult to absorb all the facts after long hours of work. Why am I working so hard now? That is no guarantee that one would be earning big bucks if you possess that piece of paper. Then why am I doing all this? So many questions still left unanswered.
The world I living now is full of uncertainties. One minute you hear hurricane sweeping homes, the next minute you see people dying from terrorist attack. Why can’t we live in peace, what do we gain from killing others? What kind of message that suicide bomber trying to convey? Is he trying to tell his parent that they are raising a bomberman who is a living time bomb? Maybe I too ignorant regarding polities, I simply can’t understand why would one go to such extend to seek death and cause death for others. Don’t they have a heart, maybe they really don’t.
P.S. who can plan for their future when we can’t determine when these walking bombs around us might explode? | Lucky | Sep 1, '05 7:20 AM
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Friends of mine have been unlucky with traffic police. They seem to be collecting plenty of tickets for speeding or violent ion with the traffic rules etc.
Excuses from them are as followed
1) I am tired… I been working for days…years... without any rest
2) Did I exceed the limit? You mean there is a limit?
3) I didn’t know.... my foot happens to cramp…
4) I was daydreaming ‘bo chup’ lah
5) I am in a rush... ( Famous lines)
However according to my research, no one dares to admit that they watch Initial D or Fast & Furious. Everyone wants to be like them. They want to swivel and experience the moment of being a racer.
Sometimes, I will drive the ‘Red Monster’ out. ‘Red Monster’ is a red two door vehicle. It is a tough machine and can easily hit its top speed. (Cool right? Guess i should be able to pick plenty of chics with that) .Behind the wheels, is a Takumi wannabe? Thou I do not deliver bean curd; I delivers terror and fear to other road users. If you happen to be on the road during the first quarter of 2005, you probably see this machine on the first lane of the expressway. I just kidding and exaggerating
Probably for this action, I am labeled as the role model for ‘reckless driver’ for the year. However I do have the tendency to speed after watching those movies mention above. How about you racers out there?
Consider myself lucky, I was not booked for the above offences. Otherwise the consequence is disastrous.
P.S The ‘Red Monster’ is my company pick up with a top speed of 140km/h. Caught a movie last weekend ‘The Island’. Nice girls with great boob’s Great ploy, fantastic acting skills tralala. If you had catch the movie, you would wonder why the ‘charcoal black guy’ help Sarah Jordan aka Scarlet Johanson (She is the one feature in Calvin Klein Perfume) to escape from the clutches of the ‘evil clone master’
Bet you guys would think because that ‘charcoal guy’ value lives thus helped her tralala... etc. The actual fact is that he is mesmerizes by Jordan. Probably thinking after saving the damsel in despair, she would return in kind. If you think I am crapping, I should prove you wrong. Ask yourself why didn’t the ‘charcoal guy’ save John Lincoln Echo 6 instead fire a shot at him? Reason is simple – He a guy and of no use to him. Pretty girls are different, they have so much to offer. Imagine again, what if the girl is replaced by ‘Ru Hua’, I swear he plant two bullets in her temple and if that does not kill her, he make sure the grenade in the mouth would do the job.
The above is one of the examples that girls always have the special privilege especially beautiful young ones. I shall quote a real life example. This happen many years back in a small dot in the world map. To be exact Delifrance at Orchard road (If my memory never fails me)
Cast: Young beautiful pretty gal named ‘Demure’ (The fact is she not at all)
Big huge terrifying guy label ‘The Animal’
A few extras not worth mentioning
The Animal talks (loudly as usual): ‘Tralala …lala blah..blah.’
Demure feeling irritated: -_-"
After a while, The Animal came out with some crazy ideas
The Animal: ‘Tralala……Demure I dare you to splash this glass of water on me’
Demure: ‘OK!’
She grabs that glass of water and pour on him. The water rush down like a Niagara Fall. It drenched him from head to toe. He was shocked (embarrassed I guess) and sat down speechless. To break that cold situation, he broke into laughter. (Guess that the only way).
Imagine if it a guy who did that to The Animal. I bet you see blood spurting out from him and end up in ICU. Sometimes it makes me wonder if Demure ever do that again what will the Animal do? As Demure is no longer young but still a pretty lass. I always believe that the world is never fair because there are several other occasions not worth mentioning.
P.S Back to ‘The Island’ again. The movie was set in 2015 where everything is futuristic. Cars, bikes, technology... etc. Wait, if you notice, they are using the latest phone in 2005 - Nokia 8800. Isn’t that funny?
These days I am quite disturbed being labeled as irritating or annoying fellow. The reason for being so call “irritating, annoying etc” was because I was often crapping over MSN. I know I should not feel disturbed as I don’t live for others, I live for myself. Sometimes just the thought of it is good enough for me to ponder for a while. I guess the best way is to pour out my feelings, hopefully it helps.
My understanding of using MSN is to bring friends together and not holding meetings or serious conversation. Talking nonsense, being crappy is a form to de stress. It may not apply to you. Probably you may not be in the mood to crap or busy with your own stuff. You can actually try the following.
Crapper: Crap …ladala….crab… tralalala…crap..crab
Meanie: Hey, I not in the mood to listen to your crab and craps…etc or Hey I am in a foul mood, don’t disturb me further…
Crapper: Ok roger
Or rather
Meanie: you are extremely annoying…. Irritating…tralala…
Crapper: ???!!!!
How about let put it this way.
Ever heard of a Clown being accused of being annoying of trying too hard to be funny? The job of the Clown is to please his audience. To him, the acts he did were supposed to be funny. You may think otherwise. Like a saying ‘One man’s meat maybe other man’s poison’. All you have to do is to have patience with him. Maybe he is not funny now, in a week or two he probably can come out with great acts. Why condemn him?
Probably it because I not a girl. If I am a girl, I probably crack the worst joke and am still appreciated. The reason “Pretty girls have privilege” I guess I should touch on that for the next times …till now let be more patience. | Girls | Jul 4, '05 10:06 PM
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I was over at Short Brother chalet over the weekends. He organized the chalet to celebrate her girlfriend's birthday.
It was held at Costa Sand in Sentosa. There is a pool surrounded with girl’s clad in their bikini. It almost likes a scene taken from Ali G MTV. It was really feasting for the eyes. Sometimes I wonder why do we guys attract to the two lumps of fats hanging in front of a girl’s body. Do girls with hot bodies get extra privilege?
I was glued to this girl who wore a sky blue bikini. She is skinny and she got those attractive curves. She was walking toward me. I thought something good would happen. Probably she walks over to ask my name etc. But reality is cruel; she came over to tell us to shift our stuffs as we are occupying her table. Sigh, that life.
It was really an eye opener when I saw the girls trying to fry rice over at the BBQ pit. It was indeed innovative. The fried rice looks delicious even though it is engulfed with ashes generated by my constant fanning over the charcoals. "Our neighbors" BBQ chocolates with bananas for desert. That really cooking out of this world!
Soon the girls came; Jocelyn, Stacy and Ming Yue came. They are friends of Sarah (S.B girlfriend). I shall talk about these gals.
Jocelyn – She one of the girl I once attracted to. Probably because of her mole. I attracted to girls with mole on the right position on the face. To me, girls with moles are sexy and seductive. However after that night of mahjong with her, I find that she spoiled and pampered. I guess most girls are nowadays. I give her a six out of ten.
Stacy – The ‘ghost’. She is the fairest girl among all. Her skin is so fair that from far you probably think it a ghost. Being an amateur in Mahjong, she creates some of the hilarious jokes. Anyway i do not find girls who curse and swear appealing. No doubt "F" and occasion "Kao" came out from her replaced the "Fuck", I still find that unacceptable. I give her 5.5 out of 10
Min Yew - One of the cheerful girl, she far better compared to her friends. She is funny, friendly, amiable etc. She was the one with the lightest make up. Unlike the Jocelyn and Sarah who wake up in the morning to apply thick make up. She is like Yu. I give her 8 out of 10.
Why do girls need make up? Is it to cover all the flaws or is it to enhance their beauty. That explains the growing market for cosmetics. If girls can use cosmetics to cover their flaws, why can’t guys do the same? However is it not easy for the society to accept that. Guys with make up will often linked with gays or transvestite. Anyway, it is not easy to walk around with a layer of powder on your face. It justs like applying camo cream on your face during the army days. So let salute the girls.
Later the night we are playing mahjong without money involved is boring; there is no excitement. It indeed gives me the chance to know more girls and make a comparison. Finally I find that Yu is so much better. Guess I should be content and try to kick my fussy and choosy habit. I feeling upset over some issues. Now i guess i finally realize a parents love to his child. When i was young, i was often chided by my parents. Not to do this not to do that.... i hated that. Why am i always in the wrong. Why makes them think that what i do is wrong. Probably they are often right due to experiences. Maybe people like us don't like to be lectured and would only change when things go wrong. They will only lecture you because they care. Most parents will never do harm to his children.( they always exceptional). It just the way how they do it. Guess i have to start to learn the correct approach.
I have a close friend, someone whom i feel that he needs to change. To me he is indecisive and lazy. That what i see him therefore i wanted to change him. I was a lousy friend, i never think if the change is good for him. . I have never spare a thought for him. Probably this is the life he wants to lead not like some ambitious money minded bull who only charges and never look back. He probably prefer to be hermit crab living in his own world.
Now i guess probably i just being a busy body. Maybe i should just mind my own business. What should i care when he don't care maybe he have his own plans? Nobody loves to be controlled including me. Guess i tried too hard to change him. After writing all this i guess i know what to do. i will get out of his life.. i WIll only rule my own life.
Eating snakes again, these days i been working real hard. Being pushed around bumping here and there. Getting some hard earned experience from all those knocks.Shit
Don't know what had happen to me. MY skin problems is deteriorating.Now this itchy had spread to my FACE. My face is now dry and at times there is small lump growing. Skin is dry and flaky. What is going to happen to me? A vain pot with ugly face is like a a horny man without his di*k.
This stupid skin problem has accompany me for almost 2 years. Damn those NS days out in the field. Still remember vividly that after that out field exercise, i got all these shit. There seems to be no cure for this disease.I tried National Skin Center, they said is allergic to the air around me. As the air contains dust etc....blah. So if i allergic to the air i should have stay with the astronauts. Stupid doctors don't know what i had been thru. If i were some Minister Son or let say son of Lee Hsin Long, you think those doctor would say this to me?
Me (as in son of Minster): I itchy all over etc...
Doctor( who don't know my real identity): You are allergic to air....etc
Me : SO What R u going to do for me? Or should i stay in the vacuum?
Doctor: How i know it normal lah ...etc
Me: * pulls out a tag' (Tag shows Son of Minster)
Look at this
Doctor: OOps... actually u can try this medicine n etc...
Me: *Lai Ren* (people in chinese) have his di*k cut off
Stupid doctor...become an imperial eunuch of Singapore
NAh if only these things exists now. Any way i not that violent.
Hope i can just get better or if there is any good recommandation for reliable doctor with good etics please let me know.... ok till now then back to work!!!
| 2005 | Jan 5, '05 9:47 PM
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Time passes quite fast lah. It is like the 6th day after the New Year. More holidays coming up Hari Raya, Chinese New Year etc... For the month of Jan & Feb working days will be short but that spells long working days for Mar & April.
Sometimes i hate working life, i guess it more on the working colleagues. All love to play 'tai-chi', when there problems arise they push to you. That is shitty.
Come to think of it, i am paid so little and have to work and take all the blames as if i earn millions from this stingy company. I going to study this coming April. Every month i have to pay my fees of 750 and to my mum 200. I only left with 200 left for bills, insurance etc. Damn stress!!
Feb is coming, that spells trouble again. I have to fork out 1.4k for school fees in advance and guess it mean burning all my savings. I been working for almost 1 year yet i have no savings??... Where does my savings go??? Maybe i pampered myself too much. I went for LASIK - 2K, Braces -2K,( Still own them ard 1.4K), Tag watch -1K, Camera- 1.3K, Pen - 240 bucks. Damn i a carry 7K value of items whenever i go out. People may think i rich but actually i damn poor. Nvm at least the money i spent i can see it ... unlike my poor buddy Ooi. Where does his money goes? Only he knows.
Showdown this coming Friday, i going straight to my boss for increment. No increment means hunt for a higher paid job. On the other hand i start from scratch again. Life is hard for the poor and i poor but i not that pathetic compared to victims of the tsunami. Guess i still lucky after all. May i have all the luck in the coming year. | |
